Airport Anti-Respeck Part I

As promised,I am going to bitch about the airport.With that said, I would like to say FUCK YOU shoe bomber! If it were not for your dumb fucking self, we would not have to take our shoes off at the security checkpoint. Do you realize how many people go through that line every single day? Do you realize how many (not to be racist) foreigners drag their feet along that tile floor, feet that are dirtier and seen more ground then my Dunlop Tires? Do you realize just how fucking disgusting it is to walk barefoot on that floor? God-forbid it is raining or snowing outside so you have to peel off your boots that have hooks and shit to keep your laces intact, or those 15 inch rubber boots chicks wear, that look just as easy to take on and off as putting on a condom in the dark for a fucking armless amputee. Imagine having kids! F that shit. Imagine if you fucked up like Jon and Kate and you had to untie and tie back on 6-8 pairs of shoes on top of yours. Fuck that. Solution? Travel via airplane ONLY in the summer and wear flip flops... but risk looking like a douche and wear socks, so you can burn them after the security checkpoint with the lighter you can bring with you, but you won't be able to put that fire out because you had to throw away your 16oz bottle of aquafina.

Next time I will talk about the Walk of Shame. Until then. RESPECK!