I do not know if people realize what we are doing to ourselves. I have taken classes and sat in presentations regarding our generation (thank you to the older crowd that is reading the blog, you can feel young again and lump yourself into our generation group). Some refer to us as Generation- Y or if they are cool, Gen-Y. Some people refer to us as Generation Next, the Echo Boomers, or the newest sensation, Millenials. Those are all fitting names in one capacity or another, but I have another one to throw into the hat.... Generation Fucked.
Generation Fucked? You must think I am an idiot. How could we be Generation Fucked with all of this great technology and advances in every field? That reasoning is the reason why we are all fucked. We are essentially a shit load of guinea pigs for future generations.
With Black Friday upon us, you are probably getting wet thinking about what piece of technology you are going to add to your collection. Let me put it like this, during our lifetime, we have seen the invention of the cell phone, laptop computer, ipod, digital camera, gps system, etc... Basically we have set ourselves up for futures with 6 eye balls, 2.5 ears, and a sack of grape-looking tumor hanging off of our faces.
How are we to know the long term effects of all of this technology and "waves" we are throwing at ourselves at an exponential rate? Cell phones and PDAs are the closest thing to magic out there. Through the air from all parts of the world you can receive a message, an e-mail, a picture, a pornographic picture, and possibly, if the person is not lazy, you can actually talk to someone. But the fact that it can happen THAT easily means there is some magic wave out there that is going to your brain.
Now I know for a fact that probably 75% of you nasty cell phone users shove that shit in between your crotch when you drive. Sure it feels good when it vibrates! Sure it feels even better because it hits you randomly! But what the fuck! A cell phone next to your reproductive organs?? I don't give a shit what kind of research has been done saying its "OK." You know why? Because there's no research that says a cell phone adjacent to your cock is OK for 40 years!
Please don't get me wrong, I am not here to try to come off as some crazy fucking conspiracy theorist, I am simply sharing my opinion of why we are putting our bodies in a position to be totally fucked in the future.
Now besides cell phones. Think about laptops. I am sitting here with one on my lap, warming up my balls. That's all.
Yet even with things like the expansion of the internet, we have all been exposed to some strange ass fucks that can too be ruining our future. Besides the whole technology and crazy waves entering our bodies, the expansion of the internet and internet media will simply fuck people up physically. Take for instance, eating shit and throwing up in another person's mouth (2 girls 1 cup). Or getting butt fucked by another guy and letting your junk spin around in circles (meatspin). Maybe getting fucked in the ass by a horse (2 guys 1 horse)? Now when I say things like Lemon Party or Goatse you giggle because you know what I am talking about.... and for those of you who don't, I know you are going to google these things... just DON'T DO IT AT WORK lol.. seriously! (Peter)
Because of the internet people do the most ridiculous shit that is NOT OKAY!! Then people do more ridiculous shit to try to top the next person. The next thing you know, eating shit and throwing up in someone's mouth will be considered tame and weak sauce. Because of the internet, the future for fucked up shit is endless.
Back to the technology piece. There is no research that shows the long term effects. It is going to be like STDs and different forms of diseases... sure they knew about that shit a long time ago, but lately there are new forms being discovered, things that were not imaginable years ago. 50 years from now people are going to be like Holy shit! They only had 2 testicles back then! I can't believe how fucked up humans used to be!
I don't know if there is a moral to this story. Because I know that I for one will not stop using my blackberry or stop operating in front of a computer 16 hours a day. I will use my ipod at the gym and my navigation system to drive across the street. Shit, I'll even stop reading books and use a Kindle. But nonetheless, technology is booming and we have no idea what it will do to us. But in a way, we are in this together! And in 50 years I will be shaking one of my 4 fists and saying to everyone who will listen, that "I Told ya so!!"
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