Start Your Engines...

Welcome everybody to the fucked up world of Ry*n. For privacy reasons I do not want to let some of you complete strangers know my real name.

Thanks for coming by and checking out the fresh blog. I decided it was a good time to start documenting the obscene and obscure shit that goes on in my head to hopefully a) allow someone or a trained professional the opportunity to figure out wtf is wrong with me and b) hopefully give you another opportunity to procrastinate doing your schoolwork or shit around at the office. Other than that, I effing love you all.

The other day at work one of my minions/subordinates had mentioned that there should be a tv show about me. Unfortunately this is not the first time I have heard this. I say unfortunately beacuse I am 5'9 275lbs of constantly sweating, brown-skin Asian... not exactly tv material. Also when people say there should be a tv show about me, that only means one thing..."Ry*n, you are so fucked up and weird that people would be entertained by you." Not exactly something to brag about.

Please stay tuned, I am excited to start having real posts about real topics about real things that actually happen. Put this shit on your RSS feed. (I do not even know what that means but I know that for Tucker Maxx http://www.tuckermax.com/blog.phtml and Jason Fisher http://phonathonblogger.typepad.com/, I click the RSS Feed Button and somehow that shit is in my Outlook EVERY MORNING! So do that for me, and it is guranteed you read every post! Do it!)