Sunday, May 13, 2012

Sunday Quick Hitter: Words that make me laugh

Just popping in on a lovely Mother's day evening to give a list of five words that never fail to make me laugh:

1) Schlong - A rarely used word to describe your junk. Randomly refer to your "thing" as your schlong and someone in the room will surely give you a high five!

2) Grundle - Old, white people call it your taint and medical folk call it your perineum. Grundle is easily the top choice. Much like the area between your nuts and hole, the word just sounds nasty, its a little obscure and makes any conversation that much more awesome!

3) Shart - A word used way too much on this blog. Simply stated, no hidden meanings. What you see is what you get - a shit fart.

4) Wenis - lol I can't even type this without laughing. Apparently meaning the extra skin of your elbow, I really don't buy that, but dammit will use that word for the rest of my life. Calling someone a wenis.. is that mean? Are you being nice by not calling them a penis? Did you even mean to say that? What is it you are trying to say? The obscurity just makes it more awesome!

5) Women's sports - LOL

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