Dear Congress... Here's Your Solution to Juvenile Deliquency and Overall Crime

I was bothered by a story an anonymous friend, we will call him or her "Kortney" told me the other day. He or she told me about this person who we both knew that was 20/21 years old and had 2 children. Don't get me wrong, nothing is wrong with having children at a young age. The issue is when the person who is having these children is a fucking moron!

The person he or she was talking about was someone who actually played a huge role in my girlfriend and I getting together.

Originally during my senior year of high school, I was a TA for a biology class. On the first day of the class, the person being discussed, threatened to fight the teacher and all hell broke loose. As soon as that happened I asked if I could TA the teacher's HONORS biology class so I didn't have to spend the last semester of high school sitting in a classroom with a bunch of fuck-tards. That move to the honors class is where I met my gf, so at least this dunce-cap wearing idiot had one positive impact.

Anyway, people like this person should never ever be allowed to have children. Let them have sex all they want. Just don't let them have children. I love looking at little babies and their fat faces and laugh at the idea of punting them. But I feel saddened thinking someone like THAT is responsible for the lives of 2 human beings. That is disgusting.

So what do we do in a situation like this? We, as a nation, need to take preventative measures to make sure complete idiots like that do not reproduce and spread more of their breed around this fine country.

What I propose is to have a screening process at age 16. Maybe it can take place in a room right next to where you get your driver's license. Maybe DMV's will sponsor this? This screening process would involve medical professionals, mental health professionals and normal civil servants like teachers and police officers to screen each 16 year old. They would be simply screening whether or not this teenager in front of them is 'okay' enough to carry on their life, so that maybe one day in the future, they are free to spread their seed (or someone seed them)in hopes of reproduction.

By 'okay' I mean is this person not a fucking idiot? Does this person lay down in the back of classrooms while the teacher is teaching? Does this person throw textbooks out of a 3rd floor window into the courtyard of the high school? Does this person excessively end words with -izzy? Does this person smoke a blunt in front of a police officer while standing in front of them through a window while the police officer is breaking up a party? Does this person refer to their parents as their dealer?

Unfortunately, these examples I just used are people I know and have had the un-delightful pleasure of being around in my day. If the answer yes comes up to questions like those, then those kids should never have kids of their own. Don't get me wrong I am not saying anything against people who actually have mental or psychological issues. I am talking purely about people who have no excuse to be a fucking idiot and act like a cartoon character every second of every day.

How do you prevent that? You fucking sterilize them right then and there. The way technology is going, you could probably do some sort of e-snip that at a push of a mouse button you can cut a male's vas deferens, or snip a woman's fallopian tube or two. Either way, those people do not need to reproduce more of them.

Well now that I have offended probably 80% of you, I love you. Please comment and get unknowing strangers to read the blog! Respeck.